Adds you on facebook 3 weeks later "um who are you?"

Adds you on facebook 3 weeks later

Introduces self with case of beer to neighbors It's a half-way house for alcohol abuse

Introduces self with case of beer to neighbors  It's a half-way house for alcohol abuse  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Not sure if playing hard to get or she actually just hates me

Not sure if playing hard to get or she actually just hates me  Futurama Fry

I'm tired of guys only liking me for my body posts hundreds of half-naked photos

I'm tired of guys only liking me for my body posts hundreds of half-naked photos  Annoying Facebook Girl

Your parents pay for your food, gas, car, tuition and apartment? Please, tell me more about being independent.

Your parents pay for your food, gas, car, tuition and apartment?
 Please, tell me more about being independent.  Condescending Wonka

I don't always webcam with someone but when i do, i stare at my self

I don't always webcam with someone but when i do, i stare at my self  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I got 99 problems out of a 100 right on my last exam.

I got 99 problems out of a 100 right on my last exam.  Successful Black Man

It's your day off, you can sleep in till noon Better wake you up at 7:30

It's your day off, you can sleep in till noon Better wake you up at 7:30   Scumbag Brain

invite cute guy for a "cup of tea" he drank the tea and went home

invite cute guy for a

I'm hungry But not for any of the food in my house

I'm hungry But not for any of the food in my house  First World Problems