Tries to start a conversation with an employee at new job so what do you do for a living?

Tries to start a conversation with an employee at new job so what do you do for a living?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wife is pregnant Is sterile

Wife is pregnant  Is sterile  Bad Luck Brian

Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second

Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second  Paranoid Parrot

took a feminist to prom didn't pay for shit and still got laid

took a feminist to prom didn't pay for shit and still got laid  Success Kid

Drops soap in prison Still a virgin

Drops soap in prison Still a virgin  Forever Alone

I don't know if you've seen my bone It's sort of undergound

I don't know if you've seen my bone It's sort of undergound  Hipster Dog

Goes out to a bar with you after you end a serious relationship doesn't pressure you to try to fuck other women

Goes out to a bar with you after you end a serious relationship doesn't pressure you to try to fuck other women  Misc

Hires a prostitute Find out moms real job

Hires a prostitute    Find out moms real job  Bad Luck Brian

My favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it before

My favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it before  Hipster Dog

Only guy at a lunch with 4 hot secretaries might be becoming one of "the girls"

Only guy at a lunch with 4 hot secretaries might be becoming one of