I'm going to blow up my daughter's paddling pool, so please excuse me for a few minutes

I'm going to blow up my daughter's paddling pool, so please excuse me for a few minutes  Ordinary Muslim Man

say your goodbyes walk faster in the same direction

say your goodbyes walk faster in the same direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

2 EXAMS TOMORROW? HAVE A PANIC ATTACK, IT WILL HELP

2 EXAMS TOMORROW? HAVE A PANIC ATTACK, IT WILL HELP  Scumbag Brain

if you think your girlfriend will understand sarcasm in a text message You're gonna have a bad time

if you think your girlfriend will understand sarcasm in a text message You're gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

starts new relationship "i have the best boyfriend ever" 3 times a day till they break up

starts new relationship

Found ex in a Subway Restraunt Made me a sandwich

Found ex in a Subway Restraunt Made me a sandwich  Success Kid

needs 2 non-internet sources for a paper uses Google books and a magazine article found online

needs 2 non-internet sources for a paper uses Google books and a magazine article found online  Lazy College Senior

son invented AAA batteries never been prouder

son invented AAA batteries never been prouder  High Expectations Asian Father

Invites you over to play games saw

Invites you over to play  games saw  Insanity Wolf

Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet

Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet  Paranoid Parrot