leave your proposal on the keyboard I need to sleep on it

leave your proposal 
on the keyboard I need to sleep on it  Business Cat

turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible

turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible  Paranoid Parrot

Creates irrefutable evidence of evolution Condemns you for believing it

Creates irrefutable evidence of evolution Condemns you for believing it  Advice God

if earth is the third planet from the sun isn't every country a third world country?

if earth is the third planet from the sun isn't every country a third world country?  Philosoraptor

My Phone keeps auto-correcting my intentionally misspelled words

My Phone keeps auto-correcting my intentionally misspelled words  First World Problems

Shirt fails sniff test Curve the test

Shirt fails sniff test Curve the test  Foul Bachelor Frog

Guy who cut me off at yellow light Got pulled over by cop on next block

Guy who cut me off at yellow light Got pulled over by cop on next block  Success Kid

No napkin? Wipe cheeto fingers on sandwich

No napkin?  Wipe cheeto fingers on sandwich  Foul Bachelor Frog

Cute girl holds the classroom door for you Run into other door while thanking her

Cute girl holds the classroom door for you Run into other door while thanking her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Miller lite is too heavy for me I prefer Keystone

Miller lite is too heavy for me I prefer Keystone  College Freshman