Write 5 page essay and power goes out Auto Saved 10 seconds before

Write 5 page essay and power goes out Auto Saved 10 seconds before  Success Kid

we should take everyone who lost a job because of a drug test and start a new business of super-productive stoners

we should take everyone who lost a job because of a drug test and start a new business of super-productive stoners  Push it somewhere else Patrick

Not sure if Pets Mart Or Pet SMart

Not sure if Pets Mart Or Pet SMart  Futurama Fry

Sees stylist messing up haircut says nothing

Sees stylist messing up haircut says nothing    Socially Awkward Penguin

You tell that mickey character I want his autograph Or there are gonna be four blind mice

You tell that mickey character I want his autograph Or there are gonna be four blind mice  Baby Godfather

Handsome and intelligent? 5'5", We don't want to make things too easy.

Handsome and intelligent? 5'5

Doesn't Like Krabby Patties Has Never Tried One

Doesn't Like Krabby Patties Has Never Tried One  Scumbag Squidward

My burger shifted while I was eating it Now I have too much bun

My burger shifted while I was eating it Now I have too much bun  First World Problems

Pronounce wrong word incorrectly in french Teacher thinks I said correct answer

Pronounce wrong word incorrectly in french  Teacher thinks I said correct answer  Success Kid

Uses the last of the water in your Brita filter Doesn't refill it

Uses the last of the water in your Brita filter Doesn't refill it  Scumbag Steve