Has had more wives than the mormon he is running against

Has had more wives than the mormon he is running against  Scumbag Gingrich

Oh, so this is your 2nd Macbook and 3rd iPhone in 3 years? Please tell me more about how Apple products are reliable and impervious to viruses

Oh, so this is your 2nd Macbook and 3rd iPhone in 3 years? Please tell me more about how Apple products are reliable and impervious to viruses  Creepy Wonka

Blessed with cheap, easy access to top-quality freshwater in north america wastes hundreds of dollars a year on cases of water for "convenience"

Blessed with cheap, easy access to top-quality freshwater in north america wastes hundreds of dollars a year on cases of water for

Goes on ancestry.com finds out girlfriend is related

Goes on ancestry.com finds out girlfriend is related  Redneck Randal

give me your keys and get out of the car you're too drunk to drive yourself home

give me your keys and get out of the car you're too drunk to drive yourself home  Successful Black Man

stalk crush on facebook Accidentally like status from 2007

stalk crush on facebook Accidentally like status from 2007  Socially Awkward Penguin

Whaddya mean? my nostrils don't look like a cats face.

Whaddya mean? my nostrils don't look like a cats face.  koala bear

about to lose virginity tear the only condom you have while trying to put it on

about to lose virginity tear the only condom you have while trying to put it on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Made some toast, It was too cold to melt the butter

Made some toast, It was too cold to melt the butter  First World Problems

went to the kitchen twice still forgot something

went to the kitchen twice still forgot something  First World Stoner Problems