GUY'S NIGHT EVERY NIGHT

GUY'S NIGHT EVERY NIGHT  Forever Alone

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel  Bad Joke Eel

Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk

Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk  Scumbag Steve

you mean to tell me it'll be 70 years before someone else wipes my ass again

you mean to tell me it'll be 70 years before someone else wipes my ass again  skeptical baby

If you want there to be world peace Everyone should be required by law to trip on mushrooms once!

If you want there to be world peace Everyone should be required by law to trip on mushrooms once!  Captain Hindsight

You mean to tell me the baby in the mirror is me?!

You mean to tell me the baby in the mirror is me?!  skeptical baby

Go downstairs in the dark to get water Hey bro, lets think about the scariest movie you've ever seen

Go downstairs in the dark to get water Hey bro, lets think about the scariest movie you've ever seen   Scumbag Brain

Tebow lost Jesus is going to start paying attention to me

Tebow lost Jesus is going to start paying attention to me  Third World Success

i still support oj as a healthy alternative to soda in our schools

i still support oj as a healthy alternative to soda in our schools  Successful Black Man

I don't always watch fox news but when i do its on the daily show

I don't always watch fox news but when i do its on the daily show  The Most Interesting Man In The World