Reach hand out to give girl a hug she gives you a high five instead

Reach hand out to give girl a hug she gives you a high five instead    Socially Awkward Penguin

had to buy a kindle Because my ipad gets heavy when reading for a long time

had to buy a kindle Because my ipad gets heavy
when reading for a long time  First World Problems

chair makes fart-sounding noise in quiet room desperately tries to recreate noise to show everyone it wasn't what they thought it was

chair makes fart-sounding noise in quiet room desperately tries to recreate noise to show everyone it wasn't what they thought it was    Socially Awkward Penguin

mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same once you heard juan you've heard jamal

mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same once you heard juan you've heard jamal  Bad Joke Eel

Sees someone at work wearing the same shirt he owns at home never wears that shirt again ANYWHERE. EVER.

Sees someone at work wearing the same shirt he owns at home never wears that shirt again  ANYWHERE.  EVER.  Socially Awkward Penguin

I never knew my father had such a diversified portfolio

I never knew my father had such a diversified portfolio  Successful Black Man

it only snowed two inches i have to go to work today

it only snowed two inches i have to go to work today  First World Problems

my house was a mess hosted an OCD party

my house was a mess hosted an OCD party  Success Kid

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales.

Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
 Because they have their own scales.  Bad Joke Eel

Have you ever thought about putting it in the other hole? No, why would I want her to get pregnant?

Have you ever thought about putting it in the other hole? No, why would I want her to get pregnant?  Inception