Knows literally everything about me Uses this information to give me perfectly-crafted nightmares

Knows literally everything about me Uses this information to give me perfectly-crafted nightmares  Scumbag Brain

Makes eye contact with pretty girl on the bus Never look back so she doesn't catch you twice

Makes eye contact with pretty girl on the bus Never look back so she doesn't catch you twice    Socially Awkward Penguin

Grabbed a batch of clothes in dryer with only arms Didn't drop a sock

Grabbed a batch of clothes in dryer with only arms Didn't drop a sock  Success Kid

you mean to tell me the hokey pokey isn't what it's all about

you mean to tell me the hokey pokey isn't what it's all about  skeptical baby

What happen's when your bladder stops working? urine big trouble.

What happen's when your bladder stops working? urine big trouble.  Lame Pun Coon

discovers lazy college senior meme "some good ideas in here"

discovers lazy college senior meme

You want to take my temperature where exactly?

You want to take my temperature where exactly?  skeptical baby

Oh, this is your first year being single on valentine's day? sounds rough

Oh, this is your first year being single on valentine's day? sounds rough  Forever Alone

Sympathize with, and support, bullied teens across the country Laugh at Rebecca Black after she leaves school due to bullying

Sympathize with, and support, bullied teens across the country Laugh at Rebecca Black after she leaves school due to bullying  Scumbag Redditor

Oh, you are 15 and you drink beer? Please inform me of which types of alcohol i should buy

Oh, you are 15 and you drink beer? Please inform me of which types of alcohol i should buy   Condescending Wonka