I told him we needed to start using birth control He brought home a lesbian

I told him we needed to start using birth control He brought home a lesbian  Redditors Wife

Clapping waiters approach table on your birthday OH GOD NO!

Clapping waiters approach table on your birthday OH GOD NO!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross

Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross  Advice God

Able to heal your wounds Makes picking scabs feel good

Able to heal your wounds Makes picking scabs feel good  Scumbag Brain

BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT

BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT  Socially Awksome Penguin

Invite him to hang out Doesn't ask who else is there

Invite him to hang out Doesn't ask who else is there  Good Guy Greg

Gets picture taken at a party Can't wear that shirt to a party ever again

Gets picture taken at a party Can't wear that shirt to a party ever again    Socially Awkward Penguin

Microwave dies dies

Microwave dies dies  College Freshman

third wheel? more like unicycle.

third wheel? more like unicycle.  Forever Alone

Smokes once Changes Major to Philosophy

Smokes once Changes Major to Philosophy   College Freshman