Have tickets to a show constantly check pocket to make sure they're still there

Have tickets to a show constantly check pocket to make sure they're still there  Paranoid Parrot

First week of Psych 101 Diagnoses you

First week of Psych 101 Diagnoses you  College Freshman

Holds a meeting to support local business at starbucks

Holds a meeting to support local business at starbucks  Hipster Barista

Is there an intruder at the door or did i just fart myself awake?

Is there an intruder at the door or did i just fart myself awake?  Skeptical Mutt

If I had a nickel for every time someone told me I am OCD I'd have $33.65

If I had a nickel for every time someone told me I am OCD I'd have $33.65  OCD Otter

They Are Called Poke'mon Not Pokey mans Mom!

They Are Called Poke'mon Not Pokey mans  Mom!  Angry School Boy

She put me into the friendzone I put her into the dead zone

She put me into the friendzone I put her into the dead zone  Karate Kyle

On my phone in bed dropped it on my face

On my phone in bed dropped it on my face  First World Problems

I liked the book before the movie poster became the cover

I liked the book before the movie poster became the cover  Hipster Kitty

Get complimented at school by two hot teachers

Get complimented at school by two hot teachers  Success Kid