Gets in an argument on facebook About whos truck is better

Gets in an argument on facebook About whos truck is better  Redneck Randal

Flowers: $12.99 CHocolates: $4.99 3 hours hearing about your asshole bf? priceless

Flowers: $12.99 CHocolates: $4.99 3 hours hearing about your asshole bf? priceless  Friendzone Johnny

Shows up at midnight with flowers and chocolate gets a high five

Shows up at midnight with flowers and chocolate gets a high five  Friendzone Johnny

Stays up talking to her until she falls asleep She lists him as her Brother on Facebook

Stays up talking to her until she falls asleep She lists him as her Brother on Facebook  Friendzone Johnny

Friend grabs you a soda Pretend to drink it and watch his expressions for signs of tampering

Friend grabs you a soda Pretend to drink it and watch his expressions for signs of tampering  Paranoid Parrot

Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.

Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.  Scumbag Steve

Quits smoking His own cigarettes

Quits smoking  His own cigarettes  Scumbag Steve

Plans for weeks Humiliated for a lifetime

Plans for weeks Humiliated for a lifetime  Friendzone Johnny

gets friendzoned forgets it and moves on with his life

gets friendzoned forgets it and moves on with his life  Good Guy Greg

Oh, so you're over your ex you say? Then please do continue talking about them

Oh, so you're over your ex you say? Then please do continue talking about them  Creepy Wonka