Friendzone Johnny

gets drunk with her at party only to hold her hair back as she pukes

gets drunk with her at party only to hold her hair back as she pukes  Friendzone Johnny

Flowers: $12.99 CHocolates: $4.99 3 hours hearing about your asshole bf? priceless

Flowers: $12.99 CHocolates: $4.99 3 hours hearing about your asshole bf? priceless  Friendzone Johnny

Shows up at midnight with flowers and chocolate gets a high five

Shows up at midnight with flowers and chocolate gets a high five  Friendzone Johnny

Stays up talking to her until she falls asleep She lists him as her Brother on Facebook

Stays up talking to her until she falls asleep She lists him as her Brother on Facebook  Friendzone Johnny

Plans for weeks Humiliated for a lifetime

Plans for weeks Humiliated for a lifetime  Friendzone Johnny

Massage friend

GIVES HER A FULL BODY MASSAGE TO LOOSEN HER UP SO SHE CAN FUCK HER BOYFRIEND LATER Friendzone Johnny

Poor guy got friendzoned

BUYS CHOCOLATES AND FLOWERS FOR CRUSH CRUSH REGIFTS THEM TO BOYFRIEND Friendzone Johnny

Friendzone level 9000

MAKES HER BOYFRIEND'S HOMEWORK FOR FREE Friendzone Johnny

Girls be like....

GIRLS BE LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW HE LIKED ME! Friendzone Johnny