you're not fat you're just a little husky

you're not fat
 you're just a little husky  Caring Husky

fap in the shower with shower gel as a lube cleanest penis ever

fap in the shower with shower gel as a lube cleanest penis ever  Foul Bachelor Frog

The other guy doesn't always get the girl But when he does, I bang his sister

The other guy doesn't always get the girl But when he does, I bang his sister  The Most Interesting Harry In The World

Alarm clock goes off while in the shower. Now I have to listen to it the whole time.

Alarm clock goes off while in the shower.  Now I have to listen to it the whole time.   First World Problems

I can't find my coat I hope someone didn't jacket.

I can't find my coat I hope someone didn't jacket.  Lame Pun Coon

Recognizes all of its problems Decides to change nothing

Recognizes all of its problems Decides to change nothing  Scumbag Brain

Gets hair cut everyone notices

Gets hair cut  everyone notices  Success Kid

One Does Not Simply just eat "one" cookie

One Does Not Simply just eat

omg It's twelve days until my half birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg It's twelve days until my half birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Annoying Facebook Girl

Run for president! Lol. Never said you'd win.

Run for president! Lol.
Never said you'd win.  Advice God