Cookie Monster

One Does Not Simply just eat "one" cookie

One Does Not Simply just eat

my computer is slow delete the cookies?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY??

my computer is slow delete the cookies?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY??  Cookie Monster

i got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one

i got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one  Cookie Monster

Violent Cookie

ME DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES IN FACT, ME NEVER DO, ME MERELY BREAK THEM, AND SCATTER THE PIECES AROUND IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER Cookie Monster

The Most Interesting Cookie Monster

ME DON'T ALWAYS EAT A COOKIE... BUT, WHEN ME DOES... ME EATS TWO COOKIES! Cookie Monster

one does not just eat the cookie

I MAY NOT ALWAYS EAT THE COOKIE  BUT, WHEN I DO, I DEVOUR IT... Cookie Monster

one does not just eat the cookie

I ALWAYS EAT THE COOKIE  BUT, WHEN I DO, I DEVOUR IT... Cookie Monster

JUST  A SMALL PIECE THEY SAID ITLL BE FINE THEY SAID IVE BEEN HIGH FOR 12 HOURS IM GONNA DIEEEEE Cookie Monster

Dream hungry

WHILE YOU DREAMING OF HER COOKIE I ATE HER COOKIES Cookie Monster

Dreams and Cookies

DREAMS? NO, IT'S COOKIE TIME. Cookie Monster