Cookie Monster

One Does Not Simply just eat "one" cookie

One Does Not Simply just eat

my computer is slow delete the cookies?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY??

my computer is slow delete the cookies?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY??  Cookie Monster

i got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one

i got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one  Cookie Monster

forgot the OREOS

WTF ASSHOLE FORGOT MY FUCKING OREOS Cookie Monster

Mari Cookie

OH MARI, YOU HAVE COOKIE EXCHANGE? THAT MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR JUNITO! Cookie Monster

Me approve

 ME APPROVE.  Cookie Monster

Me approves

EXCELLENT GRAMMAR LESSON, ME APPROVES.  Cookie Monster

Me approves.

EXCELLENT GRAMMAR LESSON,  ME APPROVES.  Cookie Monster

Cookie eating

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES... BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT IN AN EXCEEDINGLY VIOLENT MANNER. Cookie Monster

who stole the cookies from the cookie jar

COOOOOKIES COOOOKIES NUM NUM NUM  THAT SHIT SO GOOD  Cookie Monster