Someone compliments me Must find a way to disprove it

Someone compliments me Must find a way to disprove it  Socially Awkward Penguin

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?  Philosoraptor

Borrowed money from pessimist he doesn't expect it back

Borrowed money from pessimist he doesn't expect it back  Success Kid

The more the merrier? False. China

The more the merrier? False. China  Dwight

High school reunion Girl who rejected you got fat

High school reunion Girl who rejected you got fat  Success Kid

asks for some trail mix only eats the m&m's

asks for some trail mix only eats the m&m's  Scumbag Steve

My son and his friends keep talking about cougars i'm going to plan a trip to the zoo for his birthday

My son and his friends keep talking about cougars i'm going to plan a trip to the zoo for his birthday  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I asked if he had kicked his catnip addiction he smacked me in the face and stole my box

I asked if he had kicked his catnip addiction he smacked me in the face and stole my box  Cats wife

has terrific memory acts forgetful to not seem like a stalker

has terrific memory acts forgetful to not seem like a stalker  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure if I should get molested by the TSA Or walk through the cancer machine

Not sure if I should get molested by the TSA Or walk through the cancer machine  Futurama Fry