Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son always deletes the internet history he says it makes the computer faster

My son always deletes the internet history he says it makes the computer faster  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my daughter and her boyfriend lock the bedroom door so they can study without being interrupted

my daughter and her boyfriend lock the bedroom door so they can study without being interrupted  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends keep talking about cougars i'm going to plan a trip to the zoo for his birthday

My son and his friends keep talking about cougars i'm going to plan a trip to the zoo for his birthday  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I'm so popular All the neighborhood boys bought me yoga pants for Xmas

I'm so popular  All the neighborhood boys bought me yoga pants for Xmas  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are so funny with nicknames mine is milf

My son's friends are so funny with nicknames mine is milf  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son loves helping me with the laundry He washes all of his own socks

My son loves helping me with the laundry He washes all of his own socks  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son used a whole box of tissues last week He must be sick

My son used a whole box of tissues last week He must be sick  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I found an herb grinder in my son's room I should sign him up for a cooking class

I found an herb grinder in my son's room I should sign him up for a cooking class  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My sons friends are so inclusive. They always want me to slip into my bikini and join them at the pool.

My sons friends are so inclusive. They always want me to slip into my bikini and join them at the pool.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son spends hours working out in his room I can sometimes hear the grunting for hours

My son spends hours working out in his room I can sometimes hear the grunting for hours  Oblivious Suburban Mom