Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is always tending to his in-home garden i never understood why he grows his plants in the closet, though

My son is always tending to his in-home garden i never understood why he grows his plants in the closet, though  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friends are very touchy feely with me i think its because i'm like their second mom

my son's friends are very touchy feely with me i think its because i'm like their second mom  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son wants to make video games when he grows up so it's important he plays as much as he can to learn

my son wants to make video games when he grows up so it's important he plays as much as he can to learn  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Next time you do laundry use less starch son Your socks are too stiff

Next time you do laundry use less starch son Your socks are too stiff  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son chooses his friends well they're always REALLY nice to me

My son chooses his friends  well they're always REALLY nice to me  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends are great They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home

My son and his friends are great They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home  Oblivious Suburban Mom

17 year-old Son comes home with red eyes I'm so sorry to hear about your class hamster!

17 year-old Son comes home with red eyes I'm so sorry to hear about your class hamster!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Daughter throws up all night after going out with friends The flu strikes quickly

Daughter throws up all night after going out with friends The flu strikes quickly  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Tent Pitching

MY SON WAS WATCHING A VIDEO ON HOW TO PITCH A TENT IN BED HE'S SO OUTDOORSY Oblivious Suburban Mom

That's My boy

YES HE MAKE A'S IN CONDUCT BUT HE STILL WILL ROUGH YOU UP!!! Oblivious Suburban Mom