I don't always get a good hand when I play poker but when I do, everyone else folds

I don't always get a good hand when I play poker but when I do, everyone else folds   The Most Interesting Man In The World

won't close the office early the friday before christmas leaves at noon

won't close the office early the friday before christmas leaves at noon  Scumbag Boss

Go to work stoned someone brought donuts

Go to work stoned someone brought donuts  Success Kid

he said it's easy? break his fingers nobody takes candy from this baby Caption 3 goes here

he said it's easy? break his fingers nobody takes candy from this baby Caption 3 goes here  Baby Godfather

Bumps into table apologizes

Bumps into table apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure if i'm really big or if every new gf says that to be nice

Not sure if i'm really big or if every new gf says that to be nice  Futurama Fry

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? HE COULDN'T CONTROL HIS PUPILS.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? HE COULDN'T CONTROL HIS PUPILS.  Lame Pun Coon

"I miss when Reddit was more intellectual" Only looks at image posts

Let's take the money the state spends on holiday displays and hire back some of those teachers they laid off

Let's take the money the state spends on holiday displays and hire back some of those teachers they laid off  Push it somewhere else Patrick

Put on a suit Forgot deodorant

Put on a suit Forgot deodorant  First World Problems