Eats even the gross vegetables I won't let you down starving kids in Africa

Eats even the gross vegetables I won't let you down starving kids in Africa  Success Kid

promises he will close guantanamo indefinite detention for entire usa

promises he will close guantanamo indefinite detention for entire usa  Scumbag Obama

Hey, you're pretty buzzed right now. If you drink more, you'll be just as buzzed for even longer!

Hey, you're pretty buzzed right now. If you drink more, you'll be just as buzzed for even longer!  Scumbag Brain

they took my internet i took their lives

they took my internet i took their lives  Karate Kyle

Welcome to America Where the freedoms are made up and the votes don't matter

Welcome to America Where the freedoms are made up and the votes don't matter  Its time to play drew carey

copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case

copies url to send to friend  Check url in own browser just in case   Paranoid Parrot

A girl once told me I was funny looking

A girl once told me I was funny looking  Forever Alone

Not sure if girl is hot or just good at putting on makeup

Not sure if girl is hot or just good at putting on makeup  Futurama Fry

Your friend had to call AAA on way to AA meeting? He is son I never had

Your friend had to call AAA on way to AA meeting? He is son I never had  High Expectations Asian Father

Carefully Open Cereal Bag Tore a huge opening down the side

Carefully Open Cereal Bag Tore a huge opening down the side   First World Problems