Pulls an all-nighter Misses exam

Pulls an all-nighter Misses exam  College Freshman

Scumbag Santa Only gives expensive toys to wealthy kids

Scumbag Santa Only gives expensive toys to wealthy kids  Scumbag Santa

My Girlfriend is like my iPad I Don't have an ipad

My Girlfriend is like my iPad I Don't have an ipad  Forever Alone

"I can't be the only one." is.

shave one leg feels like im sleeping next to a girl

shave one leg feels like im sleeping next to a girl  Forever Alone

Professor reached to collect exam shook his hand

Professor reached to collect exam shook his hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

House is too big Wi-fi doesn't reach every room

House is too big Wi-fi doesn't reach every room  First World Problems

Gets our troops out of the middle east So they can detain American Citizens without cause.

Gets our troops out of the middle east So they can detain American Citizens without cause.   Scumbag Obama

We should take all the current members of congress and push them out of politics

We should take all the current members of congress and push them out of politics  Push it somewhere else Patrick

not sure if 2011 usa or 1933 Germany

not sure if 2011 usa or 1933 Germany  Futurama Fry