Can't function at 8am on a weekday after a good nights rest Up at 7am on the weekend after a night of debauchery

Can't function at 8am on a weekday after a good nights rest Up at 7am on the weekend after a night of debauchery  Scumbag Brain

"No offense, but..." is offensive

going to the store better tell everyone

going to the store better tell everyone  Annoying Facebook Girl

cease all activities thou art engaged in the hour of the hammer is upon us

cease all activities thou art engaged in the hour of the hammer is upon us  Joseph Ducreux

1 downvote delete

1 downvote delete  Paranoid Parrot

send out text place phone under balls, wait for response

send out text place phone under balls, wait for response  Foul Bachelor Frog

Barks at Strangers not at the pizza guy

Barks at Strangers not at the pizza guy  Good Dog Greg

Rents hooker for the night Gives her the night off

Rents hooker for the night Gives her the night off  Good Guy Greg

never wins foot races always coming in a little behind

never wins foot races always coming in a little behind  Pedobear

Every Morning, I'd watch my dad drink a tall glass of orange juice as part of a healthy breakfast

Every Morning, I'd watch my dad drink a tall glass of orange juice as part of a healthy breakfast  Successful Black Man