Dropping the ball Is not in my vocabulary

Dropping the ball
 Is not in my vocabulary   Business Dog

Wakes up before friend Pretends to be asleep until friend wakes up.

Wakes up before friend Pretends to be asleep until friend wakes up.  Socially Awkward Penguin

MEeting friend's divorced mom doesn't know what to call her

MEeting friend's divorced mom doesn't know what to call her  Socially Awkward Penguin

I made sure to chew up all the things that don't promote synergy. Now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to take a power nap on your laundry

I made sure to chew up all the things that don't promote synergy. Now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to take a power nap on your laundry  Business Dog

Not sure if I'm racist Or Tyler Perry just isn't funny

Not sure if I'm
 racist Or Tyler Perry 
just isn't funny  Futurama Fry

Christmas? I hate sandy claws

Christmas? I hate sandy claws  Fancy Crab

home alone, time to fap uses headphones just to be sure

home alone, time to fap uses headphones just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Dad, Mom's crying because she thinks she's become fat, old and ugly. Oh? And what can I do? Maybe a compliment? Well, she has great eyesight and she's very observant.

Dad, Mom's crying because she thinks she's become fat, old and ugly. Oh?  And what can I do? Maybe a compliment? Well, she has great eyesight and she's very observant.     Stare Dad

bet you had the biggest johnson in the fifth grade you say that because i'm black no, because you were 15 years old

bet you had the biggest johnson in the fifth grade you say that because i'm black no, because you were 15 years old  Joker with Black guy

Just got a new large screen TV. Needs you to carry it upstairs to her boyfriends apartment to surprise him

Just got a new large screen TV. Needs you to carry it upstairs to her boyfriends apartment to surprise him  Friend Zone Fiona