Stare Dad

Dad, can you teach me how to shoot a gun? Remember your brother, Mark? Who? Exactly.

Dad, can you teach me how to shoot a gun? Remember your brother, Mark? Who? Exactly.  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom said you two were having a party later tonight, and I'm not invited That's because Deez will be there What? Who is Deez? Deeeez Nuts!

Dad, Mom said you two were having a party later tonight, and I'm not invited That's because Deez will be there What?  Who is Deez? Deeeez Nuts!  Stare Dad

Dad, I wanna go on adventures I was an adventurer once... Then you took an arrow... THEN THE CONDOM BROKE

Dad, I wanna go on adventures I was an adventurer once... Then you took an arrow... THEN THE CONDOM BROKE  Stare Dad

Dad, whats the point of praying if God already has a divine plan? Dont question Gods word. But I thought- YOU DID WHAT?

Dad, whats the point of praying if God already has a divine plan? Dont question Gods word. But I thought- YOU DID WHAT?  Stare Dad

Dad, it's 90 degrees in my room! That's right son. but why? TO ACCLIMATE YOU FOR HELL.

Dad, it's 90 degrees in my room! That's right son. but why? TO ACCLIMATE YOU FOR HELL.  Stare Dad

Dad they're in the yard Who's in the yard? All the boys MY MILKSHAKES!

Dad they're in the yard Who's in the yard? All the boys MY MILKSHAKES!   Stare Dad

Dad! I got in a fight at school today! How does your mother feel about it? Scared... OFF TO BEL AIR!

Dad! I got in a fight at school today! How does your mother feel about it? Scared... OFF TO BEL AIR!  Stare Dad

Dad, there's no original content or upvotes! Wait for the Americans to wake up. They're playing Skyrim Good God We're Doomed.

Dad, there's no original content or upvotes! Wait for the Americans to wake up. They're playing Skyrim Good God
We're Doomed.  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom's crying because she thinks she's become fat, old and ugly. Oh? And what can I do? Maybe a compliment? Well, she has great eyesight and she's very observant.

Dad, Mom's crying because she thinks she's become fat, old and ugly. Oh?  And what can I do? Maybe a compliment? Well, she has great eyesight and she's very observant.     Stare Dad

Dad, Mom is screwing a golf pro. Yes, and...? He uses your clubs. She dies!

Dad, Mom is screwing a golf pro. Yes, and...? He uses your clubs. She dies!  Stare Dad