fancy crab that's real cute...

fancy crab that's real cute...  Rich Raven

An African-American individual fraudulently dispossessed me of my bicycle

An African-American individual fraudulently dispossessed me of my bicycle  Joseph Ducreux

Manual Labor? I just don't have the mussel

Manual Labor? I just don't have the mussel  Fancy Crab

Class trip to Coca-Cola factory? Hope there's no Pop Quiz

Class trip to Coca-Cola factory? Hope there's no Pop Quiz  Lame Pun Coon

I don't always care about how many friends a girl has on facebook but when I do, it's because i'm suspicious that she's a whore

I don't always care about how many friends a girl has on facebook but when I do, it's because i'm suspicious that she's a whore  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Open jar, see mould close jar, put back in fridge

Open jar, see mould close jar, put back in fridge  Foul Bachelor Frog

Raise my taxes And you shall not seafood again

Raise my taxes And you shall not seafood again  Fancy Crab

The rebels finally got him! Looks like the force wasnt with him on this one.

The rebels finally got him! Looks like the force wasnt with him on this one.  Slowpoke

Downloaded the first season of a tv show 18hr movie

Downloaded the first season of a tv show 18hr movie  Success Kid

There was a farmer who had a dog, And Bingo was his name-O. Was, his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-O. Was, his name-o.  Insanity puppy