Knocking one out

I'M KNOCKING OUT A TURD RIGHT NOW overly manly man

Fridays be like

FRIDAYS BE LIKE \_0_/ Success Kid

VITAMIN D

HEY GIRL,                                               LET ME COOK FOR YOU,      & IM MAKING SALMON ...WHICH IS A GREAT SOURCE OF VIT D & CAN REGULATE YOUR CALCIUM LEVELS Pickup Line Scientist

Lazy Roommate

COME HOME SEE ROOMMATE TOOK GARBAGE OUT Success Kid

BRIBES, THREATS, AND BLACKMAIL

DIDN'T GET THE RESULT YOU WANTED? BRIBES, THREATS, AND BLACKMAIL Malicious Advice Mallard

Waiting Patiently

I WISH YOU WOULD...... I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!   Evil Plotting Raccoon

I wish you would

 I'LL WAIT! YOU'RE MOVE..... Evil Plotting Raccoon

Cheer up !

YOU HAVE A BETTER THAN AVERAGE CHANCE OF RUNNING INTO AT LEAST FIVE PEOPLE DUMBER THAN YOU.  Condescending Wonka

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SPACED OUT SMILING AT A RANDOM GIRL IN TRAFFIC BY ACCIDENT SHE SAW ME AND SMILED BACK Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

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