Alpha Towel

MY BOYFRIEND INSISTS ON BEING THE  ALPHA TOWEL IN OUR RELATIONSHIP First World Problems

Silly nina

SHUT UP NINA AND EAT YOUR DINNER Misc

ratatosk mode

RATATOSK MODE   SHIT JUST GOT REAL! Misc

suck Trump

TRUMP.. YEAH, HE HAS COOL HAIR! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I should have stayed in bed today.

RUNNING LATE BECAUSE WE RAN OVER OUR CAT IN THE DRIVEWAY GET SPEEDING TICKET Bad Luck Brian

8 de Março

08 DE MARÇO DIA INTERNACIONAL DA MULHER SNOB MOTHER-IN-LAW

Happy Birthday Gus

  Gorilla Man

Happy Birthday Gus

  drunk baby

I don't use

I DON'T USE CURSE WORDS, BUT WHEN I SAY IT, ITS FUCKING POWERFUL The Most Interesting Man In The World

time zone late for work

YOU MEAN 8 A.M. CENTRAL TIME?  I THOUGHT CRYSTAL MEANT PACIFIC TIME! Baby Godfather