One does not simply

  Boromir

Yearbook 2016

MOM BOUGHT MY YEARBOOK ... SURPRISED ME WITH MY NAME ON THE COVER.  NAILED IT, MOM! Success Kid

First world birthday

NO ONE BUYS ME BIRTHDAY GIFTS BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY BOUGHT EVERYTHING I WANT  First World Problems

Standby is all I can hold right now.

  regina george

stickleback fish

ARE YOU SURE  ITS A REDUCED PELVIS? Skeptical Third World Kid

Food critic

SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME... YOU ACTUALLY HAVE FOOD, BUT YOU WON'T EAT IT... BASED ON LOOKS? Skeptical Third World Kid

Life Full of Drama

I DON'T ALWAYS ACT CRAZY BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE I'M IN COSTUME FOR IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Trump: America's Back Mole

“AT THIS POINT, DONALD TRUMP IS AMERICA’S BACK MOLE: IT MAY HAVE SEEMED HARMLESS A YEAR AGO, BUT NOW THAT IT’S GOTTEN FRIGHTENINGLY BIGGER, IT IS NO LONGER WISE TO IGNORE IT,” - JOHN OLIVER Misc

A Life Full of Drama

I DON'T ALWAYS ACT INSANE BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE I'M IN COSTUME FOR IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Trump: America's Back Mole

“AT THIS POINT, DONALD TRUMP IS AMERICA’S BACK MOLE: IT MAY HAVE SEEMED HARMLESS A YEAR AGO, BUT NOW THAT IT’S GOTTEN FRIGHTENINGLY BIGGER, IT IS NO LONGER WISE TO IGNORE IT,”  Misc