Housework Motivation

I DON'T ALWAYS KEEP THE HOUSE THIS SPOTLESS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WATCHING HOARDERS Overly Attached Girlfriend

I thought Adventure Time was a KIDS show

 WELL I'M SITTING HERE THINKING THINKING ABOUT MATING WITH SNAILS Misc

21 box

OMG GUYS WHY ISN'T 21 ON THE BOX  Annoying Facebook Girl

Andrew is a crep

MEET ME AT  THE LIBRARY Misc

haha made you look like we're chanhging the flag

 BUT REALLY WE NEEDED A DIVERTION TO PASS TPPA IN SECRET Joseph Ducreux

Too poor to jump.

GETTING ON TOP OF REAL WORLD REALITY CRAP. TOO POOR TO GO WINGSUITING ON A PERFECT SUNNY WEEKEND.  First World Problems

Diets are for wimps!

CARBS? YOU MEAN DELICIOUS POINTS!! overly manly man

Works every time

LOOKING FOR A DISCOUNT AT LOWE'S? GO TO EBAY AND FIND A COUPON THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE BARCODE COVERED THEN USE YOUR PHONE APP TO SCAN IT Malicious Advice Mallard

Works every time

LOOKING FOR A DISCOUNT AT LOWE'S? GO TO EBAY AND FIND A COUPON THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE BARCODE COVERED AND USE YOUR PHONE APP TO SCAN IT Malicious Advice Mallard

I don't want to make a funny title.

 MANLINESS!! overly manly man