User roles

CONSOLE ADMIN, CURATOR, STRATEGIST... WHERE IS DOCTOR!? High Expectations Asian Father

sprint velocity

DELIVERED MORE THAN EXPECTED VELOCITY? GOOD JOB, I GUESS. High Expectations Asian Father

job management

I DO JOB MANAGEMENT FOR YOU YOU ARE DOCTOR OR LAWYER High Expectations Asian Father

A/B testing

B GROUP FOR CURATION TASKS? A GROUP,  OR YOU NOT MY SON High Expectations Asian Father

ticket elevato?

QUANDO VUOI SOLO GODERTI LA VITA E IL TIROCINIO MA POI INIZI A CHIEDERTI SE IL TICKET E' TROPPO ELEVATO E IL TUO MONDO CROLLA First World Problems

Sqwincher all the time

DRINK ALL THE SQWINCHER!!!!  All The Things

I just washed your dishes.

I JUST WASHED YOUR DISHES. BY HAND. THERE WILL NOT BE A NEXT TIME! Success Kid

I just washed your dishes.

BY HAND. THERE WILL NOT BE A NEXT TIME Success Kid

Marxist ski instrutor

IF YOU FORGET TO SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION AND ELIMINATE THE BOURGEOISIE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Socialism Reaction

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