The non-Racist Politi-Cat

WHEN WE WERE YOUNG DONALD'S LAST NAME BEGAN WITH A SILENT

Pineapple pizza vagina

I LIKE MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF TOPPINGS ON MY PIZZA  BUT I DON'T ADD PINEAPPLE, I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Snack Flounce

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FLOUNCE WITHOUT EXPECTING A SHIT STORM aaaand its gone

Sad you're sick!

FEEL BETTER LOVE YOU, NANA Grumpy Cat

Shit Storm

PREPARE YOURSELVES A MAJOR SHIT STORM IS BREWING aaaand its gone

When you feel like shopping

I DON'T ALWAYS SHOP, BUT WHEN I DO I GO TO FLUTTER-BUYS GIFTS & THRIFTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

When you feel like shopping

I DON'T ALWAYS SHOP, BUT WHEN I DO I GO TO FLUTTER-GUYS GIFTS & THRIFTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

When you are about to go LMN on somebody

DON'T MAKE ME GO LIFETIME MOVIE NETWORK ON YOU! Skeptical Third World Kid

Forgotten homework

TIENES ESPERANZA QUE OLVIDE PEDIR LA TAREA QUE NO HICISTES ES LO PRIMERO QUE PIDE INCLUSO ANTES DE DAR LOS BUENOS DÍAS  Engineering Professor

Livin loud

I ALWAYS LISTEN TO METAL & WHEN I DO SO DOES EVERYONE AROUND ME The Most Interesting Man In The World