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I used this on my science professor

HEY BABY ARE YOU MADE OF MAGMA? BECUASE YOUR GETTING ME HARD Pickup Line Scientist
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People Go on the internet and lie about you

THEN SAY I LOVE JESUS Grandma finds the Internet
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Start your chili crockpots!

I DON'T ALWAYS COMPETE IN THE ALMOST ANNUAL CHILI COOKOFF BUT WHEN I DO, NOTHING COMES CLOSE TO MY CHILI. The Most Interesting Man In The World
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Are you up for the challenge?

I MAY NOT ALWAYS COMPETE IN THE ALMOST ANNUAL CHILI COOKOFF BUT WHEN I DO, I CHILI TO WIN. The Most Interesting Man In The World
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Seat Up!!

I LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP YESTERDAY AND AT 2AM THIS MORNING... IT FINALLY HAPPENED. TO ALL THE WOMEN IN MY LIFE, PAST & PRESENT, I APOLOGIZE... ESPECIALLY MY GRANDMA. I GET IT NOW. ‪#‎MYKNEESHITMYCHEST‬ ‪#‎FOLDEDLIKEALAWNCHAIR‬ ‪#‎SCARIESTMOMENTOF2016‬ ‪#‎IKNOCKEDEVERYTHINGOFFEVERYCOUNTERONMYWAYDOWN‬ ‪#‎ALLMYLIFEIHADTOFIGHT‬ ‪#‎SOSOCOLD‬ ‪#‎FORSOMEREASONIYELLEDWHOISINHEREASIWASFALLING‬ ‪#‎THOUGHTIWASBEINGATTACKED‬ ‪#‎IWASSTILLSLEEP‬ Boromir
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Vaccine damages

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, THE REASON MY NON-VACCINATING ASS IS UNHEALTHY IS BECAUSE I *WAS* VACCINATED AS A CHILD? Matrix Morpheus
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pink jeep

MEANEWHILE, I'M ROLLIN' OVER TO STEVEN'S LIKE...
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Ragazzo strano

QUANDO CERCHI DI STARE SVEGLIO A SCUOLA E ALLA FINE..... EHM....NO PROF STAVO ATTENTO! 10 Guy
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Ragazzo strano

CERCHI DI STARE SVEGLIO A SCUOLA E ALLA FINE....... EHM....NO PROF STAVO ATTENTO! 10 Guy
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MEME #3

QUANDO CERCHI DI DORMIRE E INVECE ARRIVA TUA MADRE CHE TI SVEGLIA EH NO CARA, IO VOGLIO DORMIRE! Grumpy Cat
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