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What's the difference between my job and your mom? My job still sucks

What's the difference between my job and your mom? My job still sucks  drunk dad

Helps son get license to party

Helps son get license to party  drunk dad

my other ride is your mom

my other ride is your mom  drunk dad

Only drink twice a year

I ONLY DRINK TEQUILA TWICE A YEAR WHEN IT'S CINCO DE MAYO AND WHEN IT'S NOT drunk dad

Rob is gay

ROB WATCHED GAY PORN ONCE CHANGED FOREVER drunk dad

Rain drop

RAIN DROP DROP TOP BLEEP BLEEP BLOP BLOP drunk dad

It's your birthday, bitch.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! LET'S PARTY! drunk dad

Captain Fun Stuff

GIDDYUP! FUN STUFF drunk dad

Fabulous Birthday Bitch

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FABULOUS BITCH! drunk dad

Move B!t#h

MOVE B!T#H GET OUT THE WAY drunk dad