Prom Dad

PROM DAD SAYS

When they think you control the weather!

ELIMINATED? WHAT! BUT WE'RE NOT THE BOSS OF THE WEATHER! conspiracy keanu

Can't Kiss

ATTEMPT TO END FIRST DATE WITH KISS KISS HER EYE Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't always injure myself

I DON'T ALWAYS INJURE MYSELF BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S HILARIOUSLY AWFUL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sums up the sub recently

MAKES A SCUMBAG STACY MEME ON VALENTINE'S DAY Scumbag Steve

Love you too

CUSTOMER SAYS HAVE A GOOD DAY LOVE YOU TOO Socially Awkward Penguin

If you are wondering if this is the one

IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING A CONVERSATION GOING THEN YOU PROBABLY AREN'T CLICKING WITH THAT PERSON Actual Advice Mallard

Hypocrites United

LEADS PROTEST AGAINST CITIZENS UNITED RE-SHARES THINKPROGRESS.COM HIT PIECE ON HILLARY College Liberal

Down with music

MY FEELINGS ON USING  MUSIC IN SHOWS NOW. Downvoting Roman

Golf Problems

WHEN SOMEONE IN YOUR GROUP ISN'T AROUND TO PAY THE CART GIRL Baby Godfather