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Actual Advice Mallard

The best advice I can ever give that I wish I followed.

NEVER START SMOKING Actual Advice Mallard
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Hint hint wink wink, ladies.

IF YOU LIKE A GUY, ASK HIM OUT THE MAN DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE Actual Advice Mallard
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Night Vision

IF YOU GET UP AT NIGHT, CLOSE ONE EYE BEFORE TURNING ON THE LIGHTS AFTER YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, YOU STILL HAVE NIGHT VISION IN ONE EYE AND WON'T BUMP INTO THINGS HEADING BACK TO BED Actual Advice Mallard
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Just take my word on this one

IF YOUR RELIGIOUS BEHAVIORS HURT OTHERS YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG Actual Advice Mallard
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Take it from me...

IF YOU'RE HITTING ON SOMEONE AND THEY AREN'T ASKING ANY QUESTIONS BACK GET OUTTA THERE Actual Advice Mallard
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Advice for the socially oblivious party goer

IF YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT WHO DOESN'T LIVE THERE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE Actual Advice Mallard
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My mom's advice has saved me from a lot of bad decisions.

HANG A PICTURE OF THE TATTOO YOU WANT SOMEWHERE YOU WILL SEE IT EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR Actual Advice Mallard
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This s**t seriously pisses me off...

BEING DRUNK IS NOT A JUSTIFICATION FOR YOUR ACTIONS Actual Advice Mallard
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Coffee tip... this one really works

TAKE A SIP OF YOUR COFFEE BEFORE ADDING SUGAR YOU WON'T NEED AS MUCH SUGAR FOR IT TO TASTE SWEET AFTERWARDS. Actual Advice Mallard
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Unprotected sex....

REMEMBER KIDS, UNPROTECTED SEX IS LIKE BASKETBALL YOU ALWAYS DRIBBLE BEFORE YOU SHOOT Actual Advice Mallard
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