Not my numbers?

 YOU BRING THAT TONTO HERE, CAPISCE? Baby Godfather

nope, that ain't it

 NAH Lazy College Senior

this guy discounts the intelligence and ingenuity of ancient peoples (read: brown people)

 DOUCHEBAG Ancient Aliens

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WANT A COMPETITION?  BRING IT!  Success Kid

When I win this jackpot.....

 YOU SHALL DO MY BIDDING.  Baby Godfather

Nose Blower

I DON'T ALWAYS BLOW MY NOSE... BUT WHEN I DO, IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M AUDITIONING FOR

Powerball boy

I'M WINNING THAT POWERBALL TONIGHT I'M SHARING  WITH MY CATS !  Success Kid

When you don't win the lottery

WHEN YOU DON'T WIN THE  LOTTERY  Y U No

Fantrax pool

SUGGESTS IDEA OF CREATING A COMMITTEE DOESN'T GET VOTED IN.  Bad Luck Brian

Funny things5

SIGNS UP FOR EASY A AND DOES EVERYTHING IN LAST WEEK OF CLASSES STILL GETS A Lazy College Senior