My Baby Is Tired

YO RORIE I HEAR YA TIRED.  I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN MY BABY IS TIRED .  NOW SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY.  AND I MEAN NOW.  CAPEESH. Baby Godfather

What to Wear

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING.. TO WINTER BALL? Dating Site Murderer

Mom is 10 years older. Dad is moms brothers kidd.

WELL I CANT WAIT TILL THE NEXT REUNION  CALLED PLAYIN FEILD Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Plundering from laughter

I DON'T USUALLY TRY TO GET PLUNDER POINTS BUT WHEN I DO, I USUALLY PLUNDER FOR HOURS The Most Interesting Man In The World

"Bike life"

OH YOUR BIKE DOESN'T WORK IN THE SNOW? Condescending Wonka

Happy birthday!

HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY  YOU GREASY OLD BASTARD overly manly man

le spermy

WAS BORN AS A MALE CANT EJACULATE Bad Luck Brian

Don't let the door hitya, Kroenke

THE RAMS ARE LEAVING ST. LOUIS? GOOD Grumpy Cat

Social Worker

SOCIAL WORKER YOU MEAN MIRACLE WORKER overly manly man

It must be true

IT MUST BE TRUE I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET Scumbag Brain