I wish...

I WISH...YOU GOT CHEWED UP BY CHO'GATH, AND SHITTED OUT, TO LAND A MUSHROOM. aaaand its gone

Spongebob savage

WHY THE HELL DID YOU OVERSTAY, WHEN GOING AGAINST, A GOD--DAMN ZED. Push it somewhere else Patrick

Come see

 NIGGA Confession Bear

Lmao... this cat

WHAT...THE ACTUAL FUCK   IS WRONG WITH YOU. Grumpy Cat

League of legends gank

SO, YOU GOT GANKED AND DIED WHILE YOUR JUNGLER WAS DEAD ALREADY, AND YOU BLAME THEM FOR NOT GANKING YOU 5 MINUTES AGO...? Skeptical Third World Kid

My lotto motto....

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY POWERBALL,  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S 1.3 BILLION The Most Interesting Man In The World

but when I do it's 1.3 billion

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play powerball, but when I do it's 1.3 billion...

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fishing partner

WHEN I USED TO NOT BE SO SELFISH. ... AND ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP!!! Misc

Big family, not invited

DAD OF EIGHT KIDS GETS HIS BA  SEVEN TICKET LIMIT TO GRADUATION Okay Guy