Fred vs. Michael Myers

I DON'T ALWAYS SCREAM LIKE A BITCH BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN A BARN STARING AT MICHAEL MYERS WITH A FLASHLIGHT!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Excited Yoda

 EXCITED I AM! SEEING STAR WARS TONIGHT  I AM! RUIN IT, YOU WILL NOT! True dat, Yoda.

stroking dudes

WILL YOU POWER STROKE ME TO NICK QUINT DOES! Gorilla Man

OH BOY I LOVE PIE

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University Prof's 101

YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS MAKES ENTIRE EXAM ABOUT WHAT YOU DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW Unhelpful High School Teacher

car buying

DECIDES ON A NEW CAR TO BUY DISCOVERS THERE ARE NO CAR DEALERS WITH THE RIGHT COLOR IN STOCK First World Problems

surfers enemy

LAPTOP Y U HAVE TOUCH PAD? Y U No

Super Sad Christmas

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Sad Christmas

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Steve's Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE MACCORMICK CAN I HAVE DEPECHE MODE SING YOU A SONG NOW? Misc