#team alan

WHAT THE FUCK? WHO WROTE THIS SHIT? OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS ME LOL #TEAMALAN Programmer

artisan servers

VCENTER SERVERS? MINE ARE HANDCRAFTED AND AUTOMATION FREE Hipster Dog

ice cream

THE RIGHT ICE CREAM SCOOPER NEVER CAME MY WAY  SO I HAD TO USE A SPOON First World Problems

Are you Epinephrine? Because you sure make my heart race

ARE YOU EPINEPHRINE? BECAUSE YOU SURE MAKE MY HEART RACE Pickup Line Scientist

Great To Be A Hawkeye

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE CYCLONES BUT WHEN I DO, I REALIZE HOW GREAT IT IS TO BE A HAWKEYE The Most Interesting Man In The World

le sniper

ALORS TU ME DIT QUE TU VA TIRER A 2.8KM  Skeptical Third World Kid

Spokane windstorms

BRACE YOURSELVES ANOTHER WINDSTORM IS COMING  Boromir

Cyclones Good Laugh

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH CYCLONES SPORTS BUT WHEN I DO, I GET A GOOD LAUGH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hawkeyes Kick Some

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH CYCLONE BASKETBALL BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO SEE THE HAWKEYES KICK SOME The Most Interesting Man In The World

What you waitin' for Wonka

 WUT U WAITIN 4? Creepy Wonka