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Program works as it should. Change nothing, run again, doesn't work anymore

Program works as it should. Change nothing, run again, doesn't work anymore   Programmer

Hit Compile. 1 Error. Fix it. Hit compile again. 927234 errors.

Hit Compile.  1 Error.  Fix it. Hit compile again.  927234 errors.  Programmer

I've had to pee for the last 2 hours But I don't want to lose my train of thought

I've had to pee for the last 2 hours But I don't want to lose my train of thought  Programmer

IT'S WORKING BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY

IT'S WORKING BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY  Programmer

Should I remove this code ... or just comment it out until management changes their mind

Should I remove this code ... or just comment it out until management changes their mind  Programmer

Write a code WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU WORK

Write a code WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU WORK  Programmer

Coding Cover Oregon

$300 MILLION CAN'T FIND THE {MAKE IT WORK} BUTTON... Programmer

What programming feels like

99 LITTLE ERRORS ON THE CODE, YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, YOU PATCH IT AROUND 127 LITTLE ERRORS ON THE CODE Programmer

Not nice clients

GETTING YOUR REPLACEMENT TO TELL YOU HE'S REBUILT YOUR SITE, AND BY THE WAY CAN HE HAVE THE CODES SO HE CAN DELETE YOUR ONE IS NOT NICE! Programmer

All code fixed

SPENDS HOURS LOOKING AT CODE SEE'S TINY ERROR.                                                                                                       ALL CODE FIXED Programmer