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Program works as it should. Change nothing, run again, doesn't work anymore

Program works as it should. Change nothing, run again, doesn't work anymore   Programmer

Hit Compile. 1 Error. Fix it. Hit compile again. 927234 errors.

Hit Compile.  1 Error.  Fix it. Hit compile again.  927234 errors.  Programmer

I've had to pee for the last 2 hours But I don't want to lose my train of thought

I've had to pee for the last 2 hours But I don't want to lose my train of thought  Programmer

IT'S WORKING BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY

IT'S WORKING BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY  Programmer

Should I remove this code ... or just comment it out until management changes their mind

Should I remove this code ... or just comment it out until management changes their mind  Programmer

Write a code WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU WORK

Write a code WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU WORK  Programmer

Due speech

HAS A SPEECH DUE TOMORROW MAKES A MEME INSTEAD Programmer

Bugs in the code

99 BUGS IN THE CODE, TAKE ONE DOWN, PATCH IT AROUND   127 BUGS IN THE CODE Programmer

so much errors

NINETY MILLION ERRORS MISSING ONE CURLY BRACE Programmer

WHEN IT DOESNT WORK

           IT'S NOT WORKING                 AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY   Programmer