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Program works as it should. Change nothing, run again, doesn't work anymore

Program works as it should. Change nothing, run again, doesn't work anymore   Programmer

Hit Compile. 1 Error. Fix it. Hit compile again. 927234 errors.

Hit Compile.  1 Error.  Fix it. Hit compile again.  927234 errors.  Programmer

I've had to pee for the last 2 hours But I don't want to lose my train of thought

I've had to pee for the last 2 hours But I don't want to lose my train of thought  Programmer

IT'S WORKING BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY

IT'S WORKING BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY  Programmer

Should I remove this code ... or just comment it out until management changes their mind

Should I remove this code ... or just comment it out until management changes their mind  Programmer

Write a code WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU WORK

Write a code WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU WORK  Programmer

Typical Sourcer

SOURCING IDIOCRACY  RUNNING THE SAME SEARCH EVERYDAY, EXPECTING NEW RESULTS Programmer

Sourcing Idoicracy

SOURCING IDOCRACY  RUNNING THE SAME SEARCH EVERYDAY, EXPECTING NEW RESULTS Programmer

oh come on

NET ANNUALIZED RETURN 2527% BUILDS CYBER WEAPONS SERVERS FOR US ARMY IN SLEEP Programmer

What do you mean I am locked out

I THINK I HAVE BEEN HACKED S**T I HAVE BEEN HACKED  Programmer