Programmer

The Missy Elliott School of Programming

      PESKY ARRAYS CAUSING YOU GRIEF?   NO PROBLEM.   FLIP IT AND REVERSE IT. Programmer

if (ptr == nullptr)

LET ME CHECK IF THIS POINTER IS NULL SAID NO ONE EVER Programmer

My life

MY ASPEN FILE WORKS I HAVE NO IDEA WHY Programmer

Programming a BABAY

CAN'T DECIDE WHICH OF THE TWO SHOULD I TEACH MY CHILDREN FIRST!! COUNTING 123.. OR WRITING 01000011010011110100010001000101    Programmer

go performance

MY PROGRAM RUNS 20% FASTER NO IDEA WHY Programmer

It's working and I have no idea why

                  IT'S WORKING                         AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY       Programmer

write code, post it on facebook

WRITES TWO LINES OF CODE POST ON FACEBOOK ABOUT HOW HARD IS TO BE A PROGRAMMER Programmer

Wonderware life

WONDERWARE NO FUNCIONA Y NO SE PORQUE WONDERWARE FUNCIONA Y NO SE PORQUE Programmer

sean paul programmer dance

1 WEEK OF DEBUGGING; ONLY 1 LINE OF CODE FIXES THE BASTARD SEAN PAUL DANCE TIME Programmer

Due speech

HAS A SPEECH DUE TOMORROW MAKES A MEME INSTEAD Programmer