Wash my hands

I GOTTA WASH MY HANDS Misc

beer because your friends just aren't that interesting

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

The South will surprise again?

I WOULD TOTALLY WELCOME  THEM ARABS INTO MY TRAILER.  YUP. Almost Politically Correct Redneck

My music sucks.

UMMMMM..... WHO IS ROGER HAMMERSTEIN? Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

finds out winter is here

IT IS SO  WEIRD THAT IT'S SO COLD IT'S ONLY NOVEMBER AND WINTER ISN'T SUPPOSED TO START UNTIL DECEMBER OR IS THE CALENDAR WRONG? Annoying Facebook Girl

Thirsty gorilla

I DON'T USUALLY DRINK BEER. I DRINK URINE. Gorilla Man

Anal warts

WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA BE TED CRUZ. Over Confident Ginger

If you are watching KALYE SERYE

YESSS...!! NAKATAKAS DIN ANG ALDUB SA MANSYON Success Kid

Fortune teller

Educational subtext

I WAS THINKING JUST THE OTHER DAY,