Who dat

GIMME DAT JEWEL WINS Actual Advice Mallard

Talking to crazy laity

SO, YOU THINK THE PRIEST SHOULD ISSUE A PUBLIC APOLOGY TO YOU, AND THEM I SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM ANY LEADING ROLES? YEAH, PLEASE TELL MORE MORE ABOUT HOW I SHOULD RUN MY OWN CHAPEL. Creepy Wonka

Jens sing lürres

SO GROSS IST DEM  JENS SING LÜRRES Grandma finds the Internet

Talking about Jana?

HABE GEHÖRT JANA IST SINGLE?   Skeptical Third World Kid

Talking about Hühner?

HÜHNER?  Skeptical Third World Kid

geography degree

GOT A GEOGRAPHY DEGREE I GET PAID FOR COLORING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE Success Kid

Talking about Gold?

GOLD?  Skeptical Third World Kid

Palace epic win

CREATES PALACE MEME GETS 50 POINTS Success Kid

HR Systems

NOBODY RESPECT THE PROCESS USING HR SYSTEMS  BUT YOU CHANGE ONE LITTLE STEP, AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MINDS.  Joker Mind Loss

Finals you say?

OH, YOU HAVE FINALS COMING UP? I BET YOU ARE USING YOUR TIME WISELY. Condescending Wonka