Water water water

DRINK ALL OF THE WATER!!!!! All The Things

No LOL Here

 NO LOL HERE Business Cat

Mormon race war

NOT SURE IF MORMON BECAME A RACE OR I SMOKE TOO MUCH WEED Futurama Fry

You will not have a good time at work

IF YOUR TREATMENT NEEDS AKAMAI AND YOU DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR THE EXPENSE YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE A  GOOD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

lucy chips

I DON'T OFTEN EAT CHIPS BUT WHEN I DO I HAVE A FRIGGING  20 MINUTE PROCESS TO BUILD EACH ONE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

hit on girl

YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL  I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU Boromir

PDXtransplants rant Mascot

YOU MERELY MOVED TO PORTLAND... I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT, AND AM STILL HERE. Angry Bane

lucy lol

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT STREET TACOS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY BETTER HAVE LIME ON THEM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Merry Nothing!!

FIRST THE DISPLAY AND NOW THE COFFEE YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID!! merry christmas

Bored Bear

WHEN I GET BORED, I LIKE TO CALL IN SICK TO PLACES I DON'T WORK. TODAY I'M GETTING WRITTEN UP AT MACY'S. Confession Bear