Angry Bane

You merely adopted Procrastination. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't get anything done until i was already a man.

You merely adopted Procrastination. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't get anything done  until i was already a man.  Angry Bane

*uses rocket boots*

AH SO YOU THINK DISTANCE IS YOUR ALLY? YOU MERELY ADOPTED AT. I WAS BORN IN VANILLA, MOULDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE SHADOWSTEP UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN, BY THEN IT WAS NOTHING TO ME BUT BLINDING! Angry Bane

You think the datahall is your ally?

YOU THINK THE DATAHALL IS YOUR ALLY? YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE DATAHALL! I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE THE LIGHT UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN! Angry Bane

Bane talking smack

AAH YOU THINK TRASH-TALKING IS YOUR ALLY? BUT YOU'VE MERELY ADOPTED TALKING SMACK I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SPEAK A KIND WORD TILL I WAS ALREADY A MAN! Angry Bane

ASDA SATGR ASGB

YOU MERELY ADOPTED REDDIT I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE FACEBOOK UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN. Angry Bane

Programmer's Bane

YOU MERELY ADOPTED DEBUGGING.  I WAS RAISED BY IT, MOLDED BY IT.  I DIDN'T SEE SUCCESSFUL COMPILATION UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN. Angry Bane

Bane is going fishing.

I MAY HAVE BREATHING PROBLEMS BUT CHRIS CAN STILL DATE MY WIFE Angry Bane

opinions have defeated you

PC HAS COST YOU YOUR STRENGTH  OPINIONS HAVE DEFEATED YOU Angry Bane

cancer stick

ONLY HAVE YOU HAVE CLICKED READY DO YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO SMOKE YOUR CANCER STICK Angry Bane

bengals bane

AH, BENGALS THINK LOSING IN CLUTCHTIME HURTS? THE BROWNS WERE BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. WE DIDN'T SEE WINS UNTIL THE SEASON WAS OVER. BY THEN IT WAS NOTHING TO US BUT BLINDING! Angry Bane