Angry Bane

You merely adopted Procrastination. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't get anything done until i was already a man.

You merely adopted Procrastination. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't get anything done  until i was already a man.  Angry Bane

CROSSFIT CRYING

WHEN THE EMOM IS FINISHED THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO CRY Angry Bane

You were born in facebook

YOU MERELY ADOPTED SOCIAL MEDIA I WAS BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY XANGA, AIM, AND MYSPACE.  Angry Bane

Bane gang

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE DARKNESS I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT...  Angry Bane

Buffalo wing eaters

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE CAPSAICIN. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT.  I DIDN'T TASTE NON-DUFFS WINGS UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN, BY THEN IT WAS NOTHING TO ME BUT BLAND Angry Bane

CTOs NEVER GET SICK

I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO GET SICK Angry Bane

Lower Bracket

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE LOWER BRACKET I WAS BORN IN IT Angry Bane

Vague

YOU MERELY ADOPTED VAGUEBOOKING  I WAS BORN IN IT. MOULDED BY IT. I DIDN'T HAVE A LITERAL, EXPLANATORY POST UNTIL I WAS A YOUNG MAN.  Angry Bane

This is the sillies

ADSF ASDF Angry Bane

Country Music

YOU THINK YOU'RE COUNTRY? YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE COUNTRY. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. Angry Bane