Angry Bane

You merely adopted Procrastination. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't get anything done until i was already a man.

You merely adopted Procrastination. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't get anything done  until i was already a man.  Angry Bane

Cantv wuillo

YOU MEARLY ADOPTED CANTV  I WAS BORN IN IT,  MOLDED BY IT Angry Bane

Passive-aggressive bane

YOU MERELY ADOPTED PASSIVE AGGRESSION. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT.  I COULD RECOGNIZE ALL THOSE CRAZY, MANIPULATIVE MIND GAMES BEFORE I WAS A MAN. Angry Bane

Bane Clock

AND THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO  WAKE UP Angry Bane

What did you have for breakfast?

WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?  Angry Bane

I was born in the sulphur

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE SULPHUR. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT.  I DIDN'T BREATH FRESH AIR UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN Angry Bane

After driving for 7 hours

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE LEFT LANE  I WAS BORN IN IT Angry Bane

BANE WINTER

YOU MERELY ADOPTED WINTER. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE GRASS UNTIL I WAS A MAN. Angry Bane

Cowboys over Eagles

WHEN THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES WIN A SUPER BOWL THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO TALK CRAP ABOUT THE DALLAS COWBOYS  Angry Bane

Snow? What snow?

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE SNOW. WE WERE BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. WE THRIVE IN IT! Angry Bane