one does not call in sick

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CALL IN SICK AS A TEACHER WITHOUT PROVIDING FIVE PAGES OF SUB PLANS Boromir

dos equis

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK DIET COKE BUT WHEN I DO I ADD A WHOLE BOTTLE OF GOLDSCHLAGER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Not beefy enough

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY BANNED BEEF? WANT ME TO TAKE CARE OF THEM? Insanity puppy

what's your problem

SO TELL ME MORE... ABOUT HOW HARD YOUR HOSTEL LIFE IS! Condescending Wonka

what's your problem?

SO TELL ME MORE... ABOUT HOW HARD YOUR HOSTEL LIFE IS. Condescending Wonka

Cup the balls

DEREK  DONT FORGET TO CUP THE BALLS 10 Guy

Zom Walk

GOT MORE ZOMBIEWALK TICKETS THAN WE NEEDED! SOLD THE FUCKIN LOT & STILL PIMPIN FOR MORE! Success Kid

Boo hoo!

  1990s Problems

with how flooded texas is right now

WITH HOW FLOODED TEXAS IS RIGHT NOW WOULD ALL THE TORNADOES THERE ON FRIDAY BE WATERSPOUTS? Philosoraptor

Fuck you Joey

SO MANY PARTNERS I GET TIRED First World Problems