Phone ignore

PHONE IN HAND 27/7 STILL IGNORE ME Misunderstood Spider

Silly mom

SO YOU'RE SAYING  YOU DON'T ENJOY WASTING HOURS A DAY DOING MENIAL CHORES THAT NOONE HELPS WITH OR APPRECIATES? PSH.. Skeptical Third World Kid

Hey girl..

HEY GIRL.. I THOUGHT YOU LIKED SPENDING HOURS A DAY PICKING UP EVERYONE ELSES' MESS. MY BAD conspiracy keanu

Hold on while I call the PT

THIS LOOKS LIKE AN EMERGENCY HOLD ON WHILE I CALL THE PT Evil cows

Darnell Turner: Not that it matters. Cause until we reform the electoral college, the popular votes will be ignored and we'll keep electing presidents that only get a minority of the votes.

  Misc

Laos-y Person

IF ONE WERE BORN IN LAOS, WOULD THAT MAKE THEM LAOS-Y? Philosoraptor

I'm too pretty for jail

BUT I'M TOO PRETTY FOR JAIL   First World Problems

Ancient Aliens Caused Benghazi

 BENGHAZI Ancient Aliens

hate big G, military lifer

YOU HATE BIG GOV'T ARE A MILITARY LIFER? Grandma finds the Internet

Truer words were never spoke.

WHAT'S WORSE THAN FINDING A WORM IN YOUR APPLE? THE HOLOCAUST Anti-Joke Chicken