Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

I HEARD IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY HEATHER, SO I DIDN'T POOP ON THE FLOOR! Good Dog Greg

Fuck you

NOT SURE IF LOVE IS HARD OR IF I'M JUST BAD AT IT Futurama Fry

zao ramsay

STFU ZAO YOU'RE NOT THE CHEF Gordon Ramsay

My Pou

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY HAVE A VIRTUAL PET THING ON HIS PHONE AND NOT FEED THE FAT THING Boromir

Jock Strap

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STUMBLE  UPON A TIGHT FITTING JOCK STRAP Boromir

Você disse, oktoberfest?

VOCÊ DISSE OKTOBERFEST? Overly Attached Girlfriend

NUMARATUL OUALELOR

DACA TOAMNA SE NUMARA BOBOCII PRIMAVARA SE NUMARA... OUALE? Philosoraptor

dirty smile

WIPE OFF THAT DIRTY SMILE YOU THINK YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE HAVING HAD SEX WITH HER Pickup Line Scientist

treacherous coward

YES I AM A COWARD ..BUT A MAN HAS TO MAKE A LIVING SOMEHOW!  Downvoting Roman

cubs suck nad

WHY IS IT EVERYTIME THE NEWS COMES ON I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH 15 MINUTES OF CUBS BULLSHIT conspiracy keanu